Alber Elbaz

Every time, this is my favorite look from Lanvin's catwalks.

All I think about now

is winter. Bring it on. I'm sick of bare legs and only one layer of clothes. Gimmie my black tights. Everything looks better with black tights. Everything.

chloë sevigny for opening ceremony, again

to the girl at the kills concert last night who looked like a medieval woman on crack meets librarian... please don't wear clothes like that. EVER. ( i know she will never read this bu god its killing me) - YOU GIVE ART STUDENTS A BAD NAME with your kooky fringed beret,ankle length pleated skirt, pulled up skirt and the top i can't quite remember.
i will come up with some good stuff soon. Feel like a bi-atch.
bif

and also, please keep your butt in your pants.. if your shorts are so short we can see what should be underneath, please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD understand the purpose of pants. This is directed especially at people who wear high waisted light wash / acid wash cut off denim shorts.
p.s even if you have tights underneath, it doesn't matter. butt cheeks are too far.

wide brimmed hats

are generally not the most fantastic idea. the wider the brim does not equal the better the hat. unless you are wearing a sombrero in a completely serious and non-ironic manner - again in the sombrero case, like a non-mexican wide brimmed hat, ironic does not equal better.

-sarah

seriously, wtf?!

speaking of louis vuitton collaborations...

Sofia Coppola has churned out some quite delicious shoes and bags for ye 'ole L.V

oh i just have nothing "real" to blog on. so i'll just say that the Kanye West Louis Vuitton collaboration to make le footwear has resulted in some grossly overpriced sneakers or whatever the kids call em these days.

Yves Saint Laurent + Pierre Bergé = an art collection to die for

http://www.christies.com/features/auctions/0209/ysl/

an oldie but a goodie

if you are a guy you should hunt down this sweater. in fact, even girls should attempt to posses this in their wardrobe. it's the shit.

angela chase

mutton dressed as lamb.

- always a food reference-

when your mum wears a skirt thats shorter and/or tighter than yours you know its mutton dressed as lamb. please ensure your mother has class and dresses semi ages appropriate. i'm all for looking nice, but there is a limit.

thelma & louise make double denim a-ok

in my opinion this is quite acceptable

sleeping is the only love

i can agree with that

grey is my 2nd favorite colour

& repetto is my first favorite shoe

lets discuss one thing - Louis Theroux is the best dude in the world.
i just love how he backs up a question (that from anyone else would be an insult) with dead pan seriousness. oh louie,i love your glasses.

www.style-arena.jp/en/

my new style bible.

no unfashionable tips today

except that I'm so glad that I went to Old Crow Medicine Show last week. Yeeeha!

ok , maybe i'm just umb ( chances are high) but why is photobucket/ uploading pictures so darn hard?? MY LIFE MAKES NO SENSE ... when i cant upload images.

chloë sevigny for opening ceremony

-sarah

tights that pretend to be jeans are not real pants

please don't ever wear tights that look like jeans. just stick to jeans.

-sarah

a la party time

in regards to the party attended at kingsland last night - long shall the hipsters reign.
Q - how many hipsters can fit in a car park between the hours of ten pm and three am?
A- many indeed.

Several prominent features of the attire were hats inspired by Boy George circa 1984, plaid shirts and "bed hair" . To delve into deeper fashion-ism , shoes that were once worn by strippers or prostitues should never be worn in public. how will i know if these delicious shoes that I am wearing fall into said category?? just ask yourself these simple questions.
1- Are the soles of said shoes more than 4cm high?
2- Are the soles of the said shoes also clear or sparkly?
3- do said shoes features an open toe?

if you answered yes to two or more of these qwuestions your shoes are indeed intended for stripperism. please never wear the shoes with an abundance of gold jewellery, painted on jeans or anything above the knee.

over and out.
bif

I think you...

just click delete...

-sarah

ok , look, still figuring out this "photobucket" thing. Sarah, can you delete one if you know how?
just wanted to display this el fashiono image.
bif

testing 1, 2, 3...

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