I wish I was Taylor Swift
Showing posts with label Taylor Swift. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taylor Swift. Show all posts
Monday, February 8, 2010
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Lady Gaga Makes Me Want To Die
I mean it's not even shocking any more is it?! Just time consuming and tedious. I'm not even going to bother with all of her stupid shit outfits here. Hasn't her long fifteen minutes finished yet...? Please God let them finish! Now.
But everyone knows that you totally know all the words to her songs and itch to sing along...Fuck she grinds my gears. I can even deal with Amber Rose well when Lady Gaga is in a 5 million mile radius. Oh and P.S. Boo Kanye, Boo. What a fucking douche bag! Everyone knows that a real high roller would be able to handle their Henney better than THAT!
But everyone knows that you totally know all the words to her songs and itch to sing along...Fuck she grinds my gears. I can even deal with Amber Rose well when Lady Gaga is in a 5 million mile radius. Oh and P.S. Boo Kanye, Boo. What a fucking douche bag! Everyone knows that a real high roller would be able to handle their Henney better than THAT!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
P.S.
I LOVE terrible music! What are you going to do about it?! And I mean terrible music in a completely non-ironic way. I sincerely love Taylor Swift, Britney and that Tambourine song by Eve (among many others). People who don't listen to terrible music, and only ever listen to super hip shit and/or totally ironic retro stuff are missing out, and I don't understand it. 'Terrible music' is what I love to play in the car while stuck in a traffic jam or trying to figure out what to wear in the morning while having a pre-8am solo disco in my room. Why would anyone want to go through life without this? Jesus! Stop being so serious, turn on the top 40, pick a few numbers you like (you know they are in there), join this Facebook group and freaking declare your love to the world!
Sunday, April 19, 2009
To be young
Oh to be a tween right now, I can only imagine and wish...To begin with, I like Taylor Swift. Good kid, cute hair accessories. Need there be more than two good points to have a tween idol in your good books?
That Miley Cyrus girl only got one point way back when she was spotted riding a sweet bike around town. I have yet to see any additional good come out of that kid and as a result she has yet to join young miss Swift in Sarah's book of good.
Secondly, and perhaps most importantly, they are playing Gossip Girl on TV2 at 3pm on Sundays now. Yes that's correct, just like they shunned Gilmore Girls to this god-awful hour. What is wrong with TVNZ, seriously. I mean moving XOXO to 10.30pm last year was bad enough, but this? Come on! (Bif knows how to correctly pronounce that last comment in her head). But despite this, and the fact that I am almost finished with the 3rd season on SideReel.com, I will be tuning in here and there.
side note: Even though I do praise the gigantic flower in Taylor Swift's hair, I would never be caught dead wearing one and dread the day they start popping up on every second girl's head (when the band rides up causing the wearer's hair to bunch up and to resemble cousin It from The Adams Family is my favorite part). I think only this shiny, young, pseudo-country gal can pull of the look as she is on a photo shoot. People need to see the difference from the latter and real life situations. However, if anyone knows where I can get a seat like the one Blair is perched up on for a reasonable price (under $200, i.e. the impossible) let me know.
That Miley Cyrus girl only got one point way back when she was spotted riding a sweet bike around town. I have yet to see any additional good come out of that kid and as a result she has yet to join young miss Swift in Sarah's book of good.
Secondly, and perhaps most importantly, they are playing Gossip Girl on TV2 at 3pm on Sundays now. Yes that's correct, just like they shunned Gilmore Girls to this god-awful hour. What is wrong with TVNZ, seriously. I mean moving XOXO to 10.30pm last year was bad enough, but this? Come on! (Bif knows how to correctly pronounce that last comment in her head). But despite this, and the fact that I am almost finished with the 3rd season on SideReel.com, I will be tuning in here and there.
side note: Even though I do praise the gigantic flower in Taylor Swift's hair, I would never be caught dead wearing one and dread the day they start popping up on every second girl's head (when the band rides up causing the wearer's hair to bunch up and to resemble cousin It from The Adams Family is my favorite part). I think only this shiny, young, pseudo-country gal can pull of the look as she is on a photo shoot. People need to see the difference from the latter and real life situations. However, if anyone knows where I can get a seat like the one Blair is perched up on for a reasonable price (under $200, i.e. the impossible) let me know.
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