Today that went out the window. I purchased this amazing one of a kind shirt.

Are those beaded tassels, you say? Yes, I reply, they are. Indeed beaded tassels and triangular metal studs. This shirt makes sound effects when I move!
But when else in my life am I going to see anything like this? And for the bargain price of 15 pounds? I had to do it. It was a moment of weakness and I felt rejected from all the retail bitched who accept my cv with a wary yet snobbish look in their eye. I needed a self esteem boost, and this shirt was the thing indeed.

