My sister is getting married alright, I'm too busy to blog

I have so much to blog about. I even wanted to semi-new-break with pre order Chloe Sev for Opening Ceremony but I didn't even have time to look! NO TIME TO ONLINE SHOP I TELL YOU! Woah that's busy! See ya all in a few dayz

Show me your TEETH

So just the other day I was talking to someone about how when I was a kid and lost my front tooth a fang grew in place of an actual tooth. Yes a fang (for actual term ask Anna Theobald). Because I am a human and not a shark or a vampire I had it taken out. I got to keep it in a little clear box, I was so proud! Anyway back to my point - the other day the person suggested to me that I should put it on a necklace. I've been told this before about my fang. I like the idea, but I don't think I could actually go through with it. But look at these!


Van der Glas teeth rings, knuckle dusters, earrings and necklaces. But these are strangers' teeth, not yours! Ahhhh too weird for Sarah! Too weird. She also does hair bags, as in long human hair bags. And what is this never ending 'arty farty' facination with human hair? It's like "Hi, I'm an 'artist' and I'm all kooky and crazy and no one gets me so I'll make some art with human hair!" or something. I'm not hating on this stuff here, the teeth rings are cool but human hair really freaks me out. I don't even think I'd wear a real hair weave, even though they are far superior to synthetic hair. It's creeeeeepy. And so is having a strangers tooth on your ring. But then I have no problem with fur, leather, taxidermy etc. Oh what a hypocrite. Yes alright.

It's someone's birthday today!

My friend. My sister Anna. It's her birthday today you know. Yay! For her birthday here is a picture of us as kids. She's the one with the white vest because she was a prefect because she was totally awesome and I was just a little shit, as you can tell. Wow, just realised how prefect and perfect are very similar words...crazers!

Here is a Phil Collins video for nobody but Anna because who really likes Phil Collins but her? Ok, maybe you do too, so enjoy this with her. She went to his concert when she was only five or something like that. How cool is that? Very! What a hip kid. Even hipper than Macaualy Culkin was in that Michael Jackson video. Well guess what? My sister is still very awesome, hip and cool! Fancy that! Happy Birthday Friend!

Finally!

A breeze AND rain?! This must be my lucky day. Goodbye summer. I will miss you - but only eventually.


p.s. my sister just told me it's hailing and snowing (really Anna? Snow?) in Melbourne.

Did I mention my sister is getting married?

I did. She is. Pretty soon too.

You give me fever...

wedding fever. EVERYONE is getting married it seems. I've never been a huge fan of weddings and never really dreamt of my 'big day' at all. Like non. I'm not a crazy cynic or anything. Just think that weddings are a bit weird...and slightly naf. But I'm not a grinch. I'm not a happiness hater. If weddings make you happy, great. I walked past a wedding party outside the church near my house the other day and as cheesy as it was, I couldn't help but feel really happy for everyone there. I think I'm thinking about this a lot recently because my sister is getting married pretty soon. This wedding is most likely the only one my parents will get out of the two of us, and by god it's going to be a fantastic extravaganza! Everyone loves a good wedding extravaganza and Anna, I expect no less (if not more) than these weddings...