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I got mail, and in that mail I got rings. I've always wanted heaps and heaps of rings. And eventually, I did get heaps and heaps of rings. But then I wore them all at the same time and just felt like a cheap Abbey Lee knock off, which was annoying and not me. So I began to search for cool small rings. And now (including one not pictured) I have three - perfect.


My new ring collection also has a cool animal theme which is kind of neat. It's taking me a little bit of time to get use to the whole pinky ring business...I feel like a mafioso (who likes dolphins) which is very awesome.

Here are actual pictures of the rings instead of a vain photobooth one.


DOLPHIN! There is something very nostalgic and 90s about dolphins that I can't quite let go of. Still hunting for these.


Zoe & Morgan snake eternity ring, which you've seen before.

Sometimes the internet is more foe than friend...

It's no secret that I have a huge online shopping problem. It kind of turned into a way of life for a while; if I couldn't get it online I didn't want it. Yeah, hermit much? Anyway around about last week it slowly began to dawn on my that I had almost come to the end of my online shopping tether (the sites I can afford anyway). Yeah, imagine that! Shopped out the internet...So I picked myself up out from under my duvet, put presentable clothes on and went out into the big bad world. I bought stuff in real life again! It was ok. The one thing I did notice was that when enough was enough it was very obvious from the huge amount of shopping bags you are lugging around, no hiding that shit immeditely in the closet, people on the street have seen you!!! It also puts things into perspective and stupid decision making is put on the back burner...for example I put down some floral print velvet pants for some basic, but amazing, leather sandals. Online this would have been the other way round and I would have recieved my furry floral pants in the mail two weeks later and had a cry.

This all said and done, I still really want something (or two) that just look super amazing on my laptop screen - so obviously on me, duh...


Oh hi Topshop, thanks for always producing shoes that are incredibly irrelevant to my life.


Zoe & Morgan gold Eternity Snake ring. Usually snakes creep me the fuck out and the snake eternity symbol/eating itself was not exception...except when it's in gold and resonalby priced. Gonna do this next pay day...

Moral of this story is...Sarah is incredibly feckle.

BOMB

Here is a big, shameful bomb of Medowlark jewelry I want, want, want!

Protea cocktail in ring rose quartz 9ct gold. So let's just stop here and talk about how awesome this ring is. Beeeeeeeeeeautiful! Almost better than my Karen Walker love. Actually no, but a more realistic financial goal.

This one will do too.

I don't normally wear bracelets. Maybe I should start...

Sigh

Useless bloggin I know, I KEEP on saying sorry ok! Geez guys! Brace yourself for the weekend though, I've got long sleeves on and a lot up them.

Show me your TEETH

So just the other day I was talking to someone about how when I was a kid and lost my front tooth a fang grew in place of an actual tooth. Yes a fang (for actual term ask Anna Theobald). Because I am a human and not a shark or a vampire I had it taken out. I got to keep it in a little clear box, I was so proud! Anyway back to my point - the other day the person suggested to me that I should put it on a necklace. I've been told this before about my fang. I like the idea, but I don't think I could actually go through with it. But look at these!


Van der Glas teeth rings, knuckle dusters, earrings and necklaces. But these are strangers' teeth, not yours! Ahhhh too weird for Sarah! Too weird. She also does hair bags, as in long human hair bags. And what is this never ending 'arty farty' facination with human hair? It's like "Hi, I'm an 'artist' and I'm all kooky and crazy and no one gets me so I'll make some art with human hair!" or something. I'm not hating on this stuff here, the teeth rings are cool but human hair really freaks me out. I don't even think I'd wear a real hair weave, even though they are far superior to synthetic hair. It's creeeeeepy. And so is having a strangers tooth on your ring. But then I have no problem with fur, leather, taxidermy etc. Oh what a hypocrite. Yes alright.

Love

Pamela Love jewelery that is, which I incidentally, love. Jewelery designer from New York who makes tough-gypsy-cool stuff. Maybe you've heard of her, maybe you haven't. Pretty much there isn't much more to this post except that I really want these rings.



Yeah that's right, a talon ring! An 18k gold talon! Around your finger! Awwwwwwsome! They also come in earring form! Imagine that! So amazing! Exclamation!

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Loooong Rings

What do we think about long rings? They, for some reason, remind me of Joan Of Arc. Say whaa? Yeah, weird I know. Maybe because they are kind of like armour, like that second ring. The first one is very archaeologist-chic, which is also very awesome. Anywaaaaay...I quite like em, long rings in general, and will start looking for them - I didn't end up getting that Karen Walker ring...I got it in a necklace instead, so right now I'm pretty much very low on the ring front.

Here we go again

So a while back I mysteriously broke and lost my favorite amber ring. Then I came home from being overseas for two weeks, walk into my room and the missing piece of amber was sitting smack in the middle of my doorway. Creepy yes, did I question it? No. Enter super glue. All was well...until now (again). The whole ring has gone missing now!!! WHHHHHYYYYY? COME BACK! I CAN'T FIND ANOTHER RING AS PERFECT AS YOU! Whatever I did, I'm sorry!

I'm being very serious here guys

Phu-lease get into my life Karen Walker lapiz and diamond ring. This is getting more serious than the whole Chloe Sevigny Opening Ceremony boot fiasco. And we all (mostly a certain live-in co-writer) know what crazy proportions that almost got to. Sigh.


It just hit me! Just as I put that little pic up there. Yup that one right there. I'm gonna do this! I'm going to be (for once in my life) sensible with my money, which yes might at first seem like buying a very expensive ring would hinder that, but hear me out. I'm gonna save! Seriously save! I'm going to run off now and find a jar I can put money into. Then when I have enough I'm not going to deposit the money back into my account. I'm going to march down to Karen Walker with my jar of pennies (and notes, I am a semi-adult here) and pay CASH!

Watch this space y'all.

FUCK!

FUCK! I just woke up from a nap and discovered that my amber ring, THE AMBER RING, is broken. FUCK. The amber has totally come loose and fallen out of its setting. How, when and why did this happen?!?!?!!? And most importantly WHERE IS IT?! Fuck! What am I going to do with my life now?! Whhhyyyyyyyyy????

Rings

I want to wear more rings. But they are very, very, very hard to find. Rings, I have decided, are like jeans. They are EVERYWHERE yes, but they are non always perfect - very rarely in fact. Yes Diva and Equip have a great range of stuff that can be passed off as if never have come from places like that but their rings...always something not quite right. Too much glitter. One too many 'diamonds' etc. OR it's a case of good old Karen Walker jewelery being only affordable for queens and such. Don't you agree? The only tried and true ring I've had is an amber ring I bought in Paris when I was 15. My sister and I got a bit lost and to distract ourselves from this fact we went shopping instead. Viola, my ring. Since, I've had two other semi-successful rings come into my life. The first is my faux-Cartier leopard ring I bought in Tokyo last year. But this one is a bit too bling for everyday wear, for me anyway (bubble wrap and packing tape don't really mix well with g.l.a.m.o.r.o.u.s.). The second ring is a daisy one I bought off good ole TradeMe a few months ago for $10. The problem with THIS one is that the petals are not as delicate as they should be. Rather sharp and hurty really. Sigh. My life is so hard.