Facebook photo envy

Might as well keep this ball of 'Bif and Sarah's ballistic blogging' rolling. Some people are luckier than others. Oh to be bombing into a pool (with a swim up bar) in South East Asia right now.

Pretend shopping!!

I just did that too ! here is what I "bought".

I've been online shopping

I go on net-a-porter put things in my bag and stare at it for ages before closing the window down. Yes it's sad. Yes it's also slightly fulfilling. Here are some things I 'bought' today in my faux-luxury-online-shopping life.

TWIN PEAKS NIKE DUNKS

O m g . All these little details are inspired by twin peaks, the colours and the highlighter green stitching ( the opening title) and apparently the inside it is red zig zag ( like the red room) and the soles are black and white zig zag and there is a little owl on the ankle!! I WANT THEM! I Think they came out in January though so maybe I'm a little late.

Fashion faux pas??

I really want to wear this eye makeup in real life. Not like, to work or anything , but out at night. Do you think this would look too tranny on me?? I think maybe with a simple outfit??

Sometimes you just have to order a large pizza all for yourself

and sometimes you also just have to deal with your face the next day. I suggest high levels of foundation and concealer. I also suggest a crazy outfit to distract from your face. But if crazy isn't really your style, perhaps just an outfit so fantastic nobody would even think about looking at your face. Today I wish I had these shoes to draw people's eyes far, far away from my face and all the way down to my feet. Sigh. If only I was a 17-year-old blogger from Dallas, Texas.


and on, thanks to Sea of Shoes (cough biatch cough)

Mean People Suck and should learn to be real human beings with feelings.

MEAN MEAN MEAN MEAN MEAN MEAN.
Mean people get what is coming to them. Like Hitler. He died and everybody still hate him.

I really miss this.

L-O-L-A-LOLA

Please don't disappoint a-la Daisy, Lola. I need a new perfume.

Haven't blogged in so so so so so so so so soooooooo long. Sorry to our dedicated readers, Alice Robson and Anna Theobald. *thanks to the fans , we could never have done this without you*
Well, here is the news. First, new house in approximately Four days!!! YYYEEEEEAAAHAAA!
Second, we hate our neighbour who is old and mean, the young ones are growing on me.
Third, I am getting sick.
Fourth, I have so much school work to do its just retarded. But I'm sick and Oprah is just so much more satisfying.. someone please whip me into shape. Anna, I'm looking at you, I know you work hard.



I want these shoes.