You should be worried

I have a massive problem with shoes. I only have two feet (and very limited space in my wardrobe). But $40 near perfect YSL imitation shoes...not even the strongest willed could have resisted. Right?

I don't even know what to title this shit as.

So we know this guy Ken. Who sent in a request. For us to blog about elephants who paint. God knows why. So, the 8 minute video of an elephant painting, as amazers as it is, gets a bit boring after a while. Homie's got to work on his speed now he has the technique down pat. So here is a picture of a PAINTED elephant as well as a video of elephants painting.



Is it just me or are elephants kind of a sad animal? Not just that they are being forced to paint, but elephants in general. They don't always seem all that happy...unlike, say, Shetland ponies...!!!


OH. MY. GOD. !. These guys are cute with a capital Q!

Meow

So my iPod sound dock died and I'm currently in the market for a new one. These days you can Hello Kitty everything, and why wouldn't you want to?!

Oh Miss Bynes!

Amanda Bynes gets all saucy and shit for photo shoots. Who'd a thunk it??

P.s Promise this is her, not some weird myspace photo or something.

Victory is mine!

I have too many black shoes anyway.

Sometimes in life, there is no choice but to be productive

So this being the new year and all I'm going to seriously take a look at my wardrobe. There is SO MUCH shit in there I NEVER wear. I always do the cull once in a while, but when I do that I also always do the "Oh THIS?! I will TOTALLY wear this now that it's not buried waaay back there..." This time, I'm going to be ruthless. Because, incase we haven't met, I have a big shopping problem, and a big problem feeling bad about buying new stuff because my wardrobe is filled with shit I bought when I was 16 and am still holding onto it for sentimental (read hoarder) tendencies. Enough is enough. I'm going to be one of those really annoying people who use a 'new decade' to get their shit together. I'm gonna do it y'all!

Ooooh I'm such a bitch

I don't really get Erin Wasson and the massive fuss over her.I do really like her style (most of the time) and she's tall, and skinny and pretty and all but...she's kind of forgettable. There I said it! Watta bitch! But seriously, is she really a MEGA BABE? Methinks not. I know she's more than just a model these days and is pretty much the second pea in Alexander Wang's pod, and maybs that why people LURVE her and why I should just shut the fuck up right now. But doesn't her hair bug you? It bugs me. I hear this look is coming back. Great! Thanks Erin! I'm in such a mean mood. I'm really not THIS mean all the time. To prove it here are some things I like about Erin (the clothes, not the hair).

Marc knows how to work it

Do I even need to say anything about this?

URGH!

p.s. Soz y'all. Will blog about something with more sustenance soon...ish

Oh yeah, by the way, Happy New Year and all that!