In reality?

Would people actually buy and wear these in real life? Like real people. Not Lady Gaga. Not Daphne Guinness. "Real people". Like you and me. Where would we wear these if not in a music video. To the supermarket? Haha, I'm so funny. But really, if you could get your paws on these (or a cheaper version *cough Wild Pair cough*) would you do it? I don't think I would. They're just too 'funny' for me. Opening Ceremony buckle boots, yes. Louis Vuitton tribal heels, yes. YSL cage heels, yes again. But these little puppies, that would be a big fat non from me. Not that I think they are too weird to exist. I think they are pretty awesome to be honest, the pinky ones in particular tickle my fancy. But not as shoes. Maybe as something I'd put on a plinth and admire from afar. Or a flower pot. Now that'd be cool.

Chanel 505 Particuliere nail polish

Do I hear eBay calling my name...?

I'm being very serious here guys

Phu-lease get into my life Karen Walker lapiz and diamond ring. This is getting more serious than the whole Chloe Sevigny Opening Ceremony boot fiasco. And we all (mostly a certain live-in co-writer) know what crazy proportions that almost got to. Sigh.


It just hit me! Just as I put that little pic up there. Yup that one right there. I'm gonna do this! I'm going to be (for once in my life) sensible with my money, which yes might at first seem like buying a very expensive ring would hinder that, but hear me out. I'm gonna save! Seriously save! I'm going to run off now and find a jar I can put money into. Then when I have enough I'm not going to deposit the money back into my account. I'm going to march down to Karen Walker with my jar of pennies (and notes, I am a semi-adult here) and pay CASH!

Watch this space y'all.

Valentin-OH!

Everyone seems to be practically crying with joy over the school-boy-tastic Porenza Schouler pre-fall 2010. Seeing as dressing like a school kid doesn't really do much for my campaign to look older than 12, and for a little change, why don't we practically cry with joy over some of the Valentino pre-fall 2010 stuff. Huh? Yeah.




And while I'm here, let's just hop on the school-boy band wagon for a second. I like this dress the best. Not too school uniformy. This could work. Cute socks.

Poor Elvis

The loneliest man in the world...just like Leonardo da Vinci

How, when and why...

...did it all go so wrong with Terry Richardson? I thought men were meant to get better with age, hmmm...No silver foxes here.


Little Richardson. So much promise, so much hope...


Each to their own I guess. Sigh.

Quick Update

AS IF THE WORLD WAS NOT FUCKED UP ENOUGH

So went from the bottom left, to the bottom right and as if this wasn't bad enough, is now at the sexy state you see above . Bitch is nasty and crazy.




I apologize for my profanities in the title, but good lord,I could not believe my eyes and it just came out as a swear word.

Flowers

I had quite the flower oriented day, and remembered how much I love 17th Century Dutch still life...and flowers, of course. That's all really.

Big Love!!!

Big Love is back. And a new opening sequence has been thrown into the mix. I don't know how I feel about it. Don't get me wrong, it is quite amazers. I just really miss the ice skating. And the Beach Boys. YouTube is missing the old Big Love opening too. So instead of comparing, here is some retro-tastic Fleetwood Mac.



Anyway...last night's episode was AH-mazing! AH-mazing I tell you. Nicki, Lois and Adelene are still as good as ever, if not better! Still as manipulative, funny and handy with power generators as ever. Watch it! Do it!