Almost, but not quite

How oh how did these pass me by on Gossip Girl Insider? Well, they're here now and all I can really say is, haha! As awesome as this could have been, I just can't get past the fact that this is Nate Archibald we are looking at. No amount of faux-tattoos, leather jackets or slicked back hair can change that fact, ever. Such a shame too, this suits him better than down-and-out-preppy. Oh Chace Crawford, nice try.

So soon, it's too soon!!!

Holy Cow

Oh, and just before I leave you, on a note totally unrelated to anything Chanel, children or ridiculous (this is rather serious). I would like some answers to a handful (a Sarah handful, so that's not actually all that much) of rather specific questions. All of which begin with, or contain the phrase "What the fuck?/Why the hell?". Thanks.

Jethro Cave has crossed the border into ridiculous

Seeing as everyone seems to be jumping onto the Jehtro Cave band wagon at the moment, may I just swoop in here and say...I'm sorry but this guy is bullshit. Soon to be gracing the cover of No Magazine young Cave seems to be climbing up the ladder of male model de jour. But seriously? a) you're Nick Cave's son and this is what you choose to do with your life? Male model? Really? and b) yes, I have no idea of what his No photos look like yet, but judging from what I have seen of J.C (Jethro Cave, NOT to be mistaken with Jesus Christ), which is A LOT including the below Hedi Slimane photos...my opinion of this fella does not look like it will change drastically anytime soon. It's not that I'm a prude or what have you and am all "errr he's in women's clothes ew" etc. I get that, Im not stoopid. Neither do I not like the No cover. Nor do I detest his face, although still a bit on the baby-face side of things. It's his whole freaking 'I'm such a m*****f******* (yeah, censoring) badass. Look at me go' attitude that drives me mental. Mental I tell you! This badass just doesn't sit right with me. Sigh, I just don't get it.





p.s. Why yes I do have a picture of him in a nightie tacked up on my fridge. Am I a hypocrite? No. Then why? Because it's bloody awesome.

Is that it?

Is this all that Chloe Sevigny is going to churn out for Opening Cermony this year? I feel a bit deflated by this. I'm not saying it's shit, just a bit ho-hum. Yeah I know you can never get enough good quality basics. Cool concept of a unisex line blah blah blah, kudos Chloe, kudos. But really? That's all? There must be more? Maybe under the flug? No, nothing there :(


Better

Although I am enjoying those shoes. Not the mans shoes, they look like the kind of shoes dwarfs wear to give them a bit of extra height. The other shoes, the shoes for the girls. Yes the ones that look a bit Medieval Fair meets lesbian on their own, but on, they look pretty darn good. Or maybe I'm just desperate for something to like amongst this bland, bland mess.

The meaning of life

are these shoes. Or at least something pretty damn close.

Imaginary Shopping part II

I want these. C'mon donations, I only need about 2000 pounds.

The ring is Vivienne Westwood, that money hungry whore. Boo Westwood boo - I say she gives out spot prizes of her wares all around the world.
Le Boots = Givenchy.

Christmas is coming

And I would like this. Yes, Ben, I want this. It is probably the only motorcycle I could ride without looking like a lesbian. At the least I would look like a fashionable lesbian with very expensive taste.
P.s Can someone please explain Bourriaud's theory on postmodern art to me in simple terms? I really can't be bothered reading his art dribble writings at the moment. I'm looking at you, Sarah Theobald!

Seven out of ten

Yes, I too have had a hair cut today. Unlike most of the other times I get my hair chopped, I'm pretty happy with it. On a scale of one to ten, I'd say my happiness level on this matter is a seven. Oh yes! I took away three points because, believe it or not, I am actually a bit saddened by the loss of my big, big (Twin Peaks esque) hair. Meh it'll be back fast enough. Here are some pictures of things I like that have no relevance to my hair.





p.s. how awesome is Homer Simpson's baby voice?!

Comin at ya, Cleopatra.

I have a Haircut that looks like Cleopatra.
Sarah is getting hers cut too so im sure she will blog about it later.

Why does University make me so unmotivated??

I cant even be bothered finding a funny picture of Cleopatra to reiterate my point. Sigh. Instead I will put a picture of Dolly Parton , because that is what I'm listening to.

2009 fall Chanel handbag ads

staring Lily Allen and some pretty fugly bags. And her fringe in the first and last photos is really, really annoying me!

Falling over

This is something that happens to EVERYONE. Not just girls in heels after a few drinks. It happens to boys too you know, I've seen it happen.

This is where we live now

Just thought you'd like to know

This is for Anna

COME BACK FROM FRASER ISLAND FRIEND! There are so many updates and personal shout outs (count them, two) for you to attend to here!

Facebook photo envy

Might as well keep this ball of 'Bif and Sarah's ballistic blogging' rolling. Some people are luckier than others. Oh to be bombing into a pool (with a swim up bar) in South East Asia right now.

Pretend shopping!!

I just did that too ! here is what I "bought".

I've been online shopping

I go on net-a-porter put things in my bag and stare at it for ages before closing the window down. Yes it's sad. Yes it's also slightly fulfilling. Here are some things I 'bought' today in my faux-luxury-online-shopping life.

TWIN PEAKS NIKE DUNKS

O m g . All these little details are inspired by twin peaks, the colours and the highlighter green stitching ( the opening title) and apparently the inside it is red zig zag ( like the red room) and the soles are black and white zig zag and there is a little owl on the ankle!! I WANT THEM! I Think they came out in January though so maybe I'm a little late.

Fashion faux pas??

I really want to wear this eye makeup in real life. Not like, to work or anything , but out at night. Do you think this would look too tranny on me?? I think maybe with a simple outfit??

Sometimes you just have to order a large pizza all for yourself

and sometimes you also just have to deal with your face the next day. I suggest high levels of foundation and concealer. I also suggest a crazy outfit to distract from your face. But if crazy isn't really your style, perhaps just an outfit so fantastic nobody would even think about looking at your face. Today I wish I had these shoes to draw people's eyes far, far away from my face and all the way down to my feet. Sigh. If only I was a 17-year-old blogger from Dallas, Texas.


and on, thanks to Sea of Shoes (cough biatch cough)

Mean People Suck and should learn to be real human beings with feelings.

MEAN MEAN MEAN MEAN MEAN MEAN.
Mean people get what is coming to them. Like Hitler. He died and everybody still hate him.

I really miss this.

L-O-L-A-LOLA

Please don't disappoint a-la Daisy, Lola. I need a new perfume.

Haven't blogged in so so so so so so so so soooooooo long. Sorry to our dedicated readers, Alice Robson and Anna Theobald. *thanks to the fans , we could never have done this without you*
Well, here is the news. First, new house in approximately Four days!!! YYYEEEEEAAAHAAA!
Second, we hate our neighbour who is old and mean, the young ones are growing on me.
Third, I am getting sick.
Fourth, I have so much school work to do its just retarded. But I'm sick and Oprah is just so much more satisfying.. someone please whip me into shape. Anna, I'm looking at you, I know you work hard.



I want these shoes.