Lady Gaga Makes Me Want To Die

I mean it's not even shocking any more is it?! Just time consuming and tedious. I'm not even going to bother with all of her stupid shit outfits here. Hasn't her long fifteen minutes finished yet...? Please God let them finish! Now.


But everyone knows that you totally know all the words to her songs and itch to sing along...Fuck she grinds my gears. I can even deal with Amber Rose well when Lady Gaga is in a 5 million mile radius. Oh and P.S. Boo Kanye, Boo. What a fucking douche bag! Everyone knows that a real high roller would be able to handle their Henney better than THAT!

Oh American Apparel

What the hell are the purpose of these tights? When would you ever reach for a pair of these thinking "where have you been all my life ass-less tights?" Aside from making your butt look about a hundred times bigger than it really is, I don't see any advantage to these - wait that's not an advantage! Seriously American Apparel, you're pretty much soft core porn aren't you?

I'm not usually a fan of cats

except Bob Robson, of course. And this little fella.

The best things in life are free...

theoutnet.com is like a slap in the face. I eagerly awaited its launch and its promise of slashed luxury clothing only to find their 80% quick fire sale an utter disappointment and these following 'cheap as chips' items


Stella McCartney rhinestone paillette mini dress at 30% off £2764.13


Burberry Prorsum military style short jacket at 60% off £1615.19

And finally this little beauty. Something I think the designers for Pigani turn to for inspiration.

Giles chain-lace wrap dress at 50% off £1489.88

Kate Moss, you better watch out

No, you are not a model and this is not how you sell an outfit. This girl has got to be the most irritating wannabe model on Trademe. Isn't the point of photos to show the outfit as opposed to your poor modeling skills. And, erm, what's with the fantastic makeup missy?

17 year old Muse/Vintage Store Owner/Stylist/Heartbreaker from Minneapolis

Or are you more a 15-year-old stylist? A-15-year old bloger/photografer? Or perhaps a 16-year-old photographer? Or maybe a 19-year-old College Student/Designer/Fashion Photographer. A-18-year old playwright? Personally we feel like we are more in the category of the slashed occupation(s) with, of course, the inclusion of a self-appointed status of 'muse'.
LookBook.nu has created a whole new level of egotism in our eyes. Or as said by Bif, maybe New Zealanders are just bred to be underachievers (underachievers meaning ONE occupation as opposed to a myriad of slashed ones.)

Here are our LookBook.nu occupations:

Bif = Artist/Photographer/Student/Fashion Desinger/BMX Biker/Muse/Blogger/Food Critic
Sarah = Blogger/Photographer/Interior Designer/Pastry Chef/Art Historian/Archeologist/Blah/Blah/Blaaaaaah

Oh and from FaceHunter is this image - and yes, this man is wearing a Game Boy around his neck, for gaming convenience perhaps.