Wrong wrong wrong

I know its been everywhere like a rash, but I didn't pay much attention to this shoot until now. Todd Cole shooting Britney Spears for POP magazine. Drives me Wild. Not in a good way.
What I don't get is - ok I see the obvious Japanese anime / cutesy fantasy thing but WHY DID THEY INSIST ON MAKING BRITNEY LOOK LIKE AN AMPUTEE?
Jesus... get the poor woman to cross her legs or something. I can't even look at this photo because all I see is stumps stumps stumps.

P.s I don't have a problem with amputees, whatever man, but they could have made this soooo much more flattering and still gone with their theme.

And that was my rant.

Makeover

This photo of Milla Jovovich makes me wanna dye my hair dark again. Its been red for a while now, maybe its about time for a change. But then again I'm not a 6 foot tall super babe who pretty much isn't human.

Also thinking about going to get my eyebrows done and requesting Megan Fox brows... is that weird?



P.s I'm not really a Megan Fox fan because I'm convinced there is no way she could look like this without surgery and it somehow bugs me that she is so insanely perfect looking. But she does have lovely eyebrows.

This song doesn't do much for me but the video is thug.

Kill me

if I ever look like this.


Anyone that knows me knows that if I could be covered in tattoos, I would be. But this look puts me right off.

I don't know what it is... maybe its just the hat that bothers me. Tattoos - ok. Outfit - not for me, but whatever. Maybe just not all together?

oh my gaga

Thats quite a ...steak.

Babes

Oooooo eeeee. I'm not usually a huge fan of the 'fron, but he's looking ok right here. Interesting.....

Still ain't got nothing on babes of times gone by.

Well, ok American Apparel...ok.

So what the hell is up with American Apparel? Certainly not it's stock. Lolz business jokes. But seriously, what the hell. Sure I'll buy these pants because I want to look just like this when I saddle up my horse. No, actually. No I don't.

Ok aside from the ridiculous use of nudity here, so ridiculous I'm not even going to go there and will leave that part up to you (I put my faith in you, ok!) but this chick looks terrible! Awful! Not even good looking for a girl with her boobs out who isn't totally shitfaced (even THAT girl would look better than this girl). WTF PANTS?! WTF?


Why is American Apparel so desperate to look so unflattering that it hurts to look? Why? I know they have this whole 'natural look' they aim for with their marketing and branding etc and good for them for not giving in to superficialities blah blah blah, right? Wrong I say. Their very 'natural' girls are awfully very skinny and pretty. YOU ARE STILL PLAYING THAT GAME AMERICAN APPAREL, WE CAN SEE YOU! Yet they STILL manage to come out looking weird. I don't get it Dov. Let me know what's going on with those pants once you know. (Actually what is with this trend of people who aim to look unflattering? Not 'individual'. Unflattering, full-stop. Huh? I DON'T GET IT??? Whatevs those peeps would love these pants!)

Oh, and, what's with the horse? Anyone else know the point of the horse and titties combination? And besides, the horse looks kind of ashamed to be part of these photos...am I right?

Yee-ha!

Hi y'all. Not a lot happening except that I am getting a bit too excited about summer. Ok yeah so it's like 'spring' and all, but spring very much still in it's quotation marks. It's actually colder than it was a few weeks ago, right? Or am I just crazy? I think I'm pretty crazy because I bought sandals today. SANDALS! Gurl you crazy! I know. I but i can barely contain myself. i can't really contain myself over the release of the new Justin Townes Earle album either. I've pre-ordered the little guy (the c.d. not the actual man...) and I NEVER do that because pre-ordering is for freaks and ultimate geeks. Well guess what I'm an ultimate geek. Justin Townes Earle is my favorite, favorite, favorite musician dude. Tops all the lists! I was pretty much bed-ridden when I came back from an overseas trip and realised that my trip DID NOT overlap his first NZ gig a few years ago. Very sad. Anyway let's NEVER talk about that boo boo every again...in other news this new album doesn't seem like it's going to disappoint at all. Title track is also fueling my urge for summer, so catchy, so summery. Listen to it here.


This is Sarah b.t.w, if you couldn't tell because Bif rolls her eyes at country and Sarah is lame enough to pre-order shit. Actually if you DIDN'T know that, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN READING THIS BLOG ENOUGH! DO IT MORE!

Scam??? Or Style..

When you go for a job interview, its either totally appropriate to wear the store brand, or totally not appropriate.
In some cases, when its appropriate, its rather unfortunate to think that you are buying something to wear for a job you may not get!
Direct quote " Dress to show your passion for our brand."
me (in my head) " I'M UNEMPLOYED I CAN'T AFFORD TO SHOP SIMPLY TO IMPRESS YOU, YOU BITCH."
me (out loud) " No problem! I look forward to see you " Smiley face.

Jesus. Sarah!! Go online and style me!

Nom nom nom

So you know how Bif & Sarah's favorite tv show is Twin Peaks? Yeah well did you know that an old favorite snack of Bif and Sarah's is the Original Digestive Biscuit?! McVite's brand specific. We like this snack so much that waaay back when we were still wearing school uniforms we would carry a box around with us, always at the ready, and consume it easily before the day was out (note: a box between the two of us, NOT one each. We're not total gluttons). YUM.