It can't just be me...

...who can only see pyjamas here. Right? I know I seem like a massive Karen Walker hater, but I'm not. I'm a massive hater behind the Karen Walker buying mentality that seems to go on here [insert annoying if not slightly hypocritical rant on consumerism, branding, insecurities and moral emptiness here]. But really, pyjamas! This is not a happening thing. Even if you dissected the outfit, I still think the individual items will look like one half of a pyjama set. A stylish one yes, but a pyjama set no less...

On a slightly less hater note, I did weirdly love this outfit though. The 50s trophy housewife in me likes this combo a lot. Strange, but true.

Pink. Can Sarah Do It? (The Conclusion)

I did something today, I think you can figure it out.


Sorry, I really am. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Too much pink, far too much too soon.

Pink. Can Sarah Do It? VOTE!

Today I bought a pink skirt and it's the most pink I've ever owned. EVER! There is a lot of it...But now I'm having doubts. I think I want to go back and exchange it for the black version! I AM SO ANNOYING! I ummed and ahhed for a very long time. Putting things on hold and going away to umm and ahh even more was involved. THREE friends weighed in their opinions (including a very trustworthy black advocate) and pink won with no contest! They did have their points; EVERYTHING I own is black - so there is plenty to un-pink the end result, I'm getting lazy when it comes to buying things and buy everything in black, brown and navy and finally, I always complain that EVERYTHING I OWN IS BLACK. I guess this is a good step forward and away from being boring, it's just very drastic and painful (for all those involved - sorry friends and shop assistant). But is it me? Am I pink (with black everything else)? I like my pink, but am I destined to only own pink Hello Kitty things and enjoy them in my black clothes. So vote everyone, vote! Do I exchange for the black and run the risk of looking like a moody teenager forever? Or do I keep the pink and run the risk of looking like Hello Kitty? HELP ME!

Ok Rodarte

So while the Rodarte sisters have bothered me in the past I'm kind of liking their Spring 2011 collection. The bother was really with THEM the people rather than the clothes, the clothes have always been a bit of alright. This season in particular I am liking the pleated skirts - pleats to please! The giraffe-y print dress in general is very fantastic (except for the droopy boobs, anyone else see them?) And the porcelin print loooong dresses? AMAZERS!

I have a letterbox

I also have a computer, a credit card and a pension for florals, aparently...MY STUFF ARRIVED! FINALLY! (let's not talk about how dramatic getting my Urban Outfitters package was. F.Y.I couriers, putting fifteen million 'card to call' stickers on the parcel with not one of these cards in the letterbox does NOT mean you're doing your job. Idiot.) Anyway...

I got shoes!


I got floral themed stuff



A reeeeeeeeeally long dress - longer than me almost. What was I thinking? (CHEAP! is probally what) But seriously, because this blog is all about the serious stuff in life, I never thought I'd buy a looooong dress/skirt. I'm short. You all know that. Things that look good on me are short things, and long things too aparently. Now I can be Nicki Grant! Now I can totally M.K it up! AWESOME! (I'm most excited about this dress, can you tell?)


But if that doesn't work out I can always wear it as a scarf


Now I just need to finalise my Topshop cart and I'll be all ready for summer. And also very unprepared for anything that requires money...Pretend online shopping is amazing. Actually receiving that stuff in the mail is even better! Do it on a bulk budget. It will a) make the shipping worth it b) make you feel good about scoring a sweet bargain ($22 boots? Say yes!) and finally c) make your parcel grow to an amazing and exciting size!

It's Thursday

But it feels like Friday. O.M.GEEEE END! JUST END! NOW! END! FINISH! PUHLESE!

p.s. big fat SUV sitting in MY ALLOCATED carpark, please move your big fat bum. Don't be so rude. Don't be so annoying. Don't be so big and fat. If you are going to be a dickhead and take someone else's ALLOCATED carpark, at least be a small cute car with untinted windows. Come on!

Ever feel like you are due a good dose of Karma ?? LISTEN HERE UNIVERSAL FORCES! Give me some goooooooooooood Karma... please?

Geek Life

University Challenge, possibly the UK's best quiz show, lights up my life.
I get to make fun of people that look geeky that totally waste me at success in real life and judge them on their turtleneck sweaters and funny hair, but I also get to attempt to be smarter. Years in retail have whittled my intellect to a mere twig. Granted, I'm lucky if I can answer one or two questions correctly but I pat myself on the back for trying.

Does anyone else notice this?

Kim Kardashian back in the day




Kim Kardashian now.

Spot the nose job! And botox. Sigh, The fruits of a sex tape with a D-list celeb.