in regards to the party attended at kingsland last night - long shall the hipsters reign.
Q - how many hipsters can fit in a car park between the hours of ten pm and three am?
A- many indeed.
Several prominent features of the attire were hats inspired by Boy George circa 1984, plaid shirts and "bed hair" . To delve into deeper fashion-ism , shoes that were once worn by strippers or prostitues should never be worn in public. how will i know if these delicious shoes that I am wearing fall into said category?? just ask yourself these simple questions.
1- Are the soles of said shoes more than 4cm high?
2- Are the soles of the said shoes also clear or sparkly?
3- do said shoes features an open toe?
if you answered yes to two or more of these qwuestions your shoes are indeed intended for stripperism. please never wear the shoes with an abundance of gold jewellery, painted on jeans or anything above the knee.
over and out.
bif
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Hey.. I was at said party wearing plaid, my fav platforms, fake jeans tights, gold jewellery and i didnt comb my hair... what are you trying to say?
ReplyDeleteDoes this make me actually fashionable?