Please make it stop!

Please make the clogs stop multiplying. Not only are they coming out looking like a more polished version of the pair I had when I was seven (black with flowers along the rim), but they are now morphing into things like a clog-boot-thing. W.T.F? STOP! Just stop. These shoes are NOT flattering on seven-year-old girls, and they are also NOT flattering on grown women - model or normal human. Nasty, nasty, nasty. I shudder.

And P.S. is Lara Stone wearing peddle pushers? Or bike pants? Both things that happened to me in the 90s, but unlike dark purple lipstick and flannel - they are something, like clogs, that should stay in the past!

U(r)gg(h)!

What the hell is up with the Ugg boot? Why do people still wear these in public? I don't care that you are a celebrity and walking from your trailer to your car after a long day on location in the desert or whatever. Don't do it. They are slippers for the house! Find some other comfy shoes to wear to your car bitches. OR just endure the pain that is your hard celebrity life and wear shoes that match your outfit.

17 year old Muse/Vintage Store Owner/Stylist/Heartbreaker from Minneapolis

Or are you more a 15-year-old stylist? A-15-year old bloger/photografer? Or perhaps a 16-year-old photographer? Or maybe a 19-year-old College Student/Designer/Fashion Photographer. A-18-year old playwright? Personally we feel like we are more in the category of the slashed occupation(s) with, of course, the inclusion of a self-appointed status of 'muse'.
LookBook.nu has created a whole new level of egotism in our eyes. Or as said by Bif, maybe New Zealanders are just bred to be underachievers (underachievers meaning ONE occupation as opposed to a myriad of slashed ones.)

Here are our LookBook.nu occupations:

Bif = Artist/Photographer/Student/Fashion Desinger/BMX Biker/Muse/Blogger/Food Critic
Sarah = Blogger/Photographer/Interior Designer/Pastry Chef/Art Historian/Archeologist/Blah/Blah/Blaaaaaah

Oh and from FaceHunter is this image - and yes, this man is wearing a Game Boy around his neck, for gaming convenience perhaps.

to the girl at the kills concert last night who looked like a medieval woman on crack meets librarian... please don't wear clothes like that. EVER. ( i know she will never read this bu god its killing me) - YOU GIVE ART STUDENTS A BAD NAME with your kooky fringed beret,ankle length pleated skirt, pulled up skirt and the top i can't quite remember.
i will come up with some good stuff soon. Feel like a bi-atch.
bif

and also, please keep your butt in your pants.. if your shorts are so short we can see what should be underneath, please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD understand the purpose of pants. This is directed especially at people who wear high waisted light wash / acid wash cut off denim shorts.
p.s even if you have tights underneath, it doesn't matter. butt cheeks are too far.

wide brimmed hats

are generally not the most fantastic idea. the wider the brim does not equal the better the hat. unless you are wearing a sombrero in a completely serious and non-ironic manner - again in the sombrero case, like a non-mexican wide brimmed hat, ironic does not equal better.

-sarah

tights that pretend to be jeans are not real pants

please don't ever wear tights that look like jeans. just stick to jeans.

-sarah

a la party time

in regards to the party attended at kingsland last night - long shall the hipsters reign.
Q - how many hipsters can fit in a car park between the hours of ten pm and three am?
A- many indeed.

Several prominent features of the attire were hats inspired by Boy George circa 1984, plaid shirts and "bed hair" . To delve into deeper fashion-ism , shoes that were once worn by strippers or prostitues should never be worn in public. how will i know if these delicious shoes that I am wearing fall into said category?? just ask yourself these simple questions.
1- Are the soles of said shoes more than 4cm high?
2- Are the soles of the said shoes also clear or sparkly?
3- do said shoes features an open toe?

if you answered yes to two or more of these qwuestions your shoes are indeed intended for stripperism. please never wear the shoes with an abundance of gold jewellery, painted on jeans or anything above the knee.

over and out.
bif