Ha!

Sometimes, I get a bit out of control when I shop

Shoes will forever be a problem for me. Especially since I have a tendency to buy things that are "similar but slightly different." For example, I might already have strappy black heels with gold studs on them - but to me that's a whole different ball game from black heel booties with gold studs. Right? RIGHT?! See the difference? And what is so wrong with having a slightly out of control shoe collection? If anything, they photograph well. But what is definitely a whole different game is $300+ Twin Peaks perfect dresses. That game is called unfairly too expensive for Sarah. Sigh.

Oh American Apparel

What the hell are the purpose of these tights? When would you ever reach for a pair of these thinking "where have you been all my life ass-less tights?" Aside from making your butt look about a hundred times bigger than it really is, I don't see any advantage to these - wait that's not an advantage! Seriously American Apparel, you're pretty much soft core porn aren't you?

Life crisis update

Maybe I should have become an archeologist. I'm not joking. Sense the seriousness. I'm really considering this. Seriously.

Chanel wants over load

Yeah so this kind of falls into the shade of bottled muppet. But I still really want it.

Please buy me one of these.

Not Lily Allen, just the bag. pllllleeeeaaaaassssse.

Mornings...

Friends in need...

Today, my friend put a bunch of cheetos all over me at the beach while I was taking a nap. Next thing I know I'm being woken up by a bunch of seagulls attacking me. One pooped in my hair. FML

This dick

and this dweeb Suck.

Bored.

A little lame...

Yes, Bif has previously praised the Jean Paul Gaultier show on the merits of the clothes. But having caught up on some reading I have discovered that as each model came out onto the runway in their old Hollywood inspired creations images of screen legends (Mae West, Rita Hayworth, Audrey Hepburn etc) flashed across the screen. Really? Are you being serious? Just a bit unnecessary to be honest. Hmmm...

Twin Peaks-tastic

Old news

Could this girl be any more excited about "Flora, by Gucci. The New Fragrance"? I think not. Christ.

Valentino so so

so looking at the Valentino images I'm a bit torn - some i love love love and I think that celebs will be adapting them for red carpet events , some look like the model is wearing a hairy black spider or like...two hairy black spiders.
These are two I like, especially the woven bodice bandagey bits with sparkly bits overlapping and running through. The hairy spider ones arent worth my time copying and pasting into the blog.



And Gaultier? some of it was cool, like the old Hollywood style. the weird snakeskin fur pattern combo things didn't really roll with me. Maybe my tastes are too tame, but it just doesnt look good. Some of the stuff I do like is a bit lady Gaga, don't make fun. of me , I mean, for liking them.

Oh Karl

I have more interesting and intelligent things to say about all this, but I'm running ridicliously late. So instead I'll just sum it all up for you. Love.

Tuesday night is awesome!

So as I lost the race to blog about Dior to Bif (okay a nap), I will just blog about how much I love tuesday night. AND that I, the less 'daring' and more 'boring' of the blog team says "hell yes" to this proposed Twin Peaks migration. Not only would these clothes look great there, but so too would my big brows and hair.

Oh, and btw, Bif you missed this one

I'm in love.

With the Christian Dior Couture show.. if I could dress like that every day I would, I totally would. And I would live in twin peaks. The garters wouldn't really work in lil old nz but i just really wish my life was this show. Would it be weird if I dressed like this every day? But maybe not the weird super perm hair.
And o m g , isn't it a little Far From Heaven meets Twin Peaks?
P.s - this is Bif ( apparently the more "daring" of the two bloggers") so please keep this in mind when debating -as our dedicated readers will - whether or not this look would totally work for me.
I just heart the colours - bold and bright vs nude and black. Sigh.. I think I must be the long lost child of Anna Wintour.

Why oh why

why is it that models think that because they are pretty,hot,skinny,whatever tickles your fancy they can hit on yo man? if someone has a girlfriend, you don't hit on them. Its so super plain and simple - respect your fellow females and get your grubby ass mitts off.
Dam right bitches! You all know I am a pro cage fighter!

If I had the opportunity to be a cowboy, I'd take it.

Sometimes change can be a bad thing. But it can also be good.

So yes, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have changed quite a wee bit since they first came into this world. While a lot of people are damning this change, I like it. Why isn't it a nice thing when a band you liked on the down-low begins to gain commercial success? It bugs me when people hate on a band that 'sell-out'. These people have to eat too you know. Should they starve just so you can remain obscurely cool? No, they shouldn't. So back to my point, YYYs of new I am really enjoying. Unlike say, the Kings of Leon's change. Now THAT is an unwelcomed change in the book of Sarah.

p.s. was going to have some examples of the YYYs of old and new, but good for them signed to Universal. Bad for me that Universal fucking 'embeding disabled by request' all their videos on YouTube. Thanks guys...

love love love. sigh.

I really really want this makeup from YSL. I love the eye shadow - please please can someone be my sugar daddy and buy it for me? practical, its not, but its so cute..

Jem vs. Miley

Jem (of Jem and the holograms ) is like , the original Hannah Montana . Lets think about the basic plot - real life = school girl , regular person. Alter ego = rockstar extraordinaire.
Jem was kind of better coz her clothes are cooler , and the misfits are like nu-rave cave woman.

SO SO SICK OF THESE DARN SHOES

Ok ok so they were hipster chic for a while,but now they are just mainstream ( thats not the worst part, contrary to indie belief) but they make you look like you have unusually large feet and can't walk properly.. And now that they sell faux martens at both Kmart and the Warehouse you really can get a dime a dozen. I know they are "edgy" and "different" but they actually look silly so please if you are sane, dont wear them.
Just in my humble opinion.

o m g - this is for my sister!

Honestly, loved this show when I was a kid. Recently started watching it again on you tube , I just love how dated it is but its still totally awesome. THE GIRL FROM TOMORROW! p.s I couldnt remember the starting until I saw it again , and its so awesome. Its kind of like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire meets Baywatch.

dogs in coats

I don't normally like small dogs , but the other day at work I saw a cute wee dog hanging in the door of Foodini's High st wearing such a cute tartan jacket. This got me thinking.. miniature horses in coats-cute. Kids in coats - usually cute. Now, I think , dogs in coats... cute.

Ho hum...

Why does my hair always look at its best just before I go to sleep?! Sigh is life.

Here is a picture of a wooly mammoth just because I like it and things feel weird around here without a picture attached. I bet he doesn't have bad hair days.

So someone made an expose film on us...

No seriously. Seriously, seriously, seriously. All jokes aside. As excited as I want to get about this film, it looks fucking dull. Anna Wintour doesn't even seem that mean. I could out mean her without the bob and sunglasses. Bitch please. Maybe they are 'hiding' some of her evil because she doesn't want to come across as the wicked witch of the East Coast and that The Devil Wears Prada was an exaggeration like, Confessions Of A Shopaholic was an exaggeration of me...
Call me stupid, but it's kind of like Bob Dylan. The more I know about them, the less I want to know. I like the idea of mega-bitch Anna Wintour in my head. I don't want to bring her down to my level. I don't want to relate to her, or even think of her as a 'real person'. Jesus, can't a girl have any unrealistic ideals in her head anymore?!

Oh and b.t.w, when is THIS coming out?



This one I'm excited about. Take a leaf out of Valentino's book Ms Wintour, worts and all. Everyone has them, either show em' or get the hell off the big screen.