Monday, January 31, 2011

Sometimes the internet is more foe than friend...

It's no secret that I have a huge online shopping problem. It kind of turned into a way of life for a while; if I couldn't get it online I didn't want it. Yeah, hermit much? Anyway around about last week it slowly began to dawn on my that I had almost come to the end of my online shopping tether (the sites I can afford anyway). Yeah, imagine that! Shopped out the internet...So I picked myself up out from under my duvet, put presentable clothes on and went out into the big bad world. I bought stuff in real life again! It was ok. The one thing I did notice was that when enough was enough it was very obvious from the huge amount of shopping bags you are lugging around, no hiding that shit immeditely in the closet, people on the street have seen you!!! It also puts things into perspective and stupid decision making is put on the back burner...for example I put down some floral print velvet pants for some basic, but amazing, leather sandals. Online this would have been the other way round and I would have recieved my furry floral pants in the mail two weeks later and had a cry.

This all said and done, I still really want something (or two) that just look super amazing on my laptop screen - so obviously on me, duh...


Oh hi Topshop, thanks for always producing shoes that are incredibly irrelevant to my life.


Zoe & Morgan gold Eternity Snake ring. Usually snakes creep me the fuck out and the snake eternity symbol/eating itself was not exception...except when it's in gold and resonalby priced. Gonna do this next pay day...

Moral of this story is...Sarah is incredibly feckle.

HELP US!


Or at least just Sarah, but it will benifit Bif too. How the hell do we make our blog wider? Like the post section? I've tried to google it and it's too confusing!!! I'm too stupid! An answer in the form of a simple copy and paste would be very much appreciated. Please friends, help us grow sideways!

I could do with this in my life

This is one hell of an amazing bag. Look at it more here.

Smells like teen sprit...


...or lumberjack spirit. Ok, so I like plaid shirts. I have six (count them) three of which are flannel...is this bad? I mean how many oversized plaid shirts does a 23-year-old need? Certainly not 6! But I love them! But do they make me look like a grumpy little teenager? I don't even really know when this all happened. Only when I finally tidied my apartment today and thought it'd be a good and useful idea to put all the plaid in a row did I notice this potential problem...But in my mind an Angela Chase/mountain lifestyle vibe never hurt anyone.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Celebrity Lookalike Mathematics



Maggie Gyllenhaal

+



Ashley Olsen (or Mary-Kate, they look the same.)

=


Elizabeth Olsen

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Alright!!!

TOTALLY AWESOME! Givenchy Spring 2011 Haute Couture is off the chain mutha fuckers! Can I get one of those hats?! I'd wear it inside on rainy days watching box set DVD's. But on a serious-ish note, I really love this break away from the nude/pastel/sheer thing, but not too far because it's still kind of awesome. I would wear these in a heart beat - the dresses...the hats too, of course. Riccardo Tisci is amazing.


What should Sarah do solo?


So I have a job and all. It's got its good days and then it's got its bad ones. It's not what I 'imagined' myself doing, but it's still 'going something'...kind of, it's not a dead end. But all that said a big chunk of me is like 'what the fuck' everyday when I turn on my computer and open my inbox...
And it's not just work bullshit blues. I feel like I should be doing something else. But like I said my job is good, I'm not going to be stupid and quit for another one...unless it's for myself.
I've come to a conclusion (and those who know me well) I'm not totally chuffed with people. So self-employment is my dream job. But what can I do by myself? LOTS! I have so many wishy washy ideas but I'm way to chicken to go through with anything. Boo hoo. Anyway, so goes life eh? Almost twenty-four which is almost twenty-five which is almost thirty which is practically mid-life!!!

p.s. orthopedic/kindergarten issue Miu Miu sandals are awesome.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

DYING


for some delicious Mexican food. Been thinking about it all day!!

If anyone knows where to get some in London, pleeeeease let me know.

Friday, January 21, 2011

One last thing tonight...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIF!!! You are awesome. I miss you xo

This deserves it's own post

JUSTIN TOWNES EARLE IS COMING TO AUCKLAND IN MARCH!!! ZOMG! He's such a babe. I have a crush on him. Not in a sarcastic way like "Oh I have a 'crush on him' but I have a boyfriend and all" No, I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM! Swoon.



Oh and his music is pretty up there too...Here he sings Leadbelly, which is a bit of alright too.

Friday night...


Yes it's January 21st, SO WHY ARE YOU NOT AT THE BIG DAY OUT HUH???

JUST COS I'M NOT OK!!! I'm at home in my comfy clothes (see photo) with no Friday night plans and am hap-hap-happy! Actually I would be happier if someone would have agreed to go to Kenny Rogers with me which is also on tonight - the world doesn't revolve around the Big Day Out you know. It most certainly doesn't this year anyway in my opinion with the Black Keys cancelling. Here are videos of three dudes that would have been cool to see tonight, but instead the comfy clothes win.



Sarah got a bike and it's blue


So I finally got a bike. I'm pretty happy about it all and pretty unhappy with this shity non-bike friendly weekend weather, thanks a lot...but seriously, thanks to James for finding it, checking it out and egging me on and also thanks to this guy I know for doing a lil fix up on it. THANKS! That's all really, this is just yet another thing I can spend money on other than shoes and clothes. Here is a picture of me zooming around.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Bif of Arcadia.





The store that I work for is quite large, and for some reason, seriously dusty. For this reason, we have a huge team of cleaners. Sometimes we have more cleaners than staff, or more cleaners than customers.
There is a group of cleaners from all around the world who all speak Spanish. They always hang out and sometimes we try to make conversation in broken English.
Today while I was on my lunch break ,one of the cleaners said to me, "Lee lee (lily), come come, I want to talk to you." So we went outside into the hallway and he asked his friend to translate for him.
He talked in Spanish for a while and I smiled and nodded politely, thinking maybe he was asking me to marry him or telling me off for not washing my dishes properly.
The friend nodded and listened, and then turned to me and said, "He says to you that he is a strong Christian, he believes in God. You have the lovely personality, and everywhere you go, the people, they like you."
I thanked him, but there was more.
"He says God has a plan for you and that something good will happen for you because he see's that you are a good person. He says never to change your personality."




Seriously made my day. And made me think.




(side note - Am I like, the new Joan of Arcadia? Also funny post name because the store I work for is owned by a company called Arcadia. )


Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Too much for everyday wear? (the sarah edition)



I like Nicki Minaj. She has a weird voice (ahem, auto-tune) and this is a cool outfit, ensemble, get-up thing. Yes it's very Gaga, how unoriginal Nicki, give her a break! She still looks cool.

p.s how annoying is this song?!

answer: very.

Too much for everyday wear?


Not the outfit, although that would be fun. The eye makeup. I am the kind of girl who LOVES eyeliner, most of all liquid eyeliner. My friend/ ex- boss always says that girls who wear eyeliner get pregnant first but I think if I could manage this eyeliner I might risk it.

All seriousness though, I will have to practice, but whaddaya think?

I think my inherent bogan-ness is taking over my life.

Unfashionably fashionable




Ohhhhh Helena. This is why I love you. Coz you just aren't that fussed.
I hope that I am weird and embarrassing to my kids like this one day.




Sidenote - I reeeeeealllllllyyyy like this dress, a lot. Its a bit breasty in this picture but ok, she totally pulls it off.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Pre-fall 2011

A couple of my favourites, I'm too tired to write why or whatevs but here they are.





These three outfits from Balenciaga - I actually wish I had these entire outfits to wear every single day. There is something a little off about the first one though? the shoes? the tights? or the purple (I HATE PURPLE)




Usually I rather like quite a few Proenza Schouler items but all that I fancied was these two. I fancy them rather a lot though.

Birthday present to me, from me?




Seeing as my original dream boots (see below) are now gone from all realms of possibility, these babies could be my birthday present to myself. Don'tcha think? 305 pounds..... hmmmmm.....


Thursday, January 6, 2011

Here is a photo of me (sarah) eating an orange ice block...


So my summer of sloth is still going along quite nicely. Just thought I'd say hi and let y'all know that I'm still being lazy and all. Today I got my Forever 21 parcel and two pairs of new shoes...yes two...leave me alone! The most exciting part of my day...while I am really enjoying lying about doing nothing, floating in the pool when the sun is out, watching old MySky episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians late into the night and getting quite stuck into Valley of the Dolls (do it if you love a trashy page-turner) I'm still not really satisfied. I wish I was more organised earlier in the year. Pretty much I wish I was here


First time in my life where I actually want a distnict 'holiday' or 'vacation' rather than just some lazy time off. Read: I AM NOT READY TO GO BACK TO WORK!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Someone with normal sized feet...

please click here and buy these. Curse my 5/ 5.5 feet! CURSE YOU BOTH! Yes I can just go out and buy these, but it will take ages for them to get scuffed up and stuff. I had a pair of these in black when I was about 11 or 12 and wore them to school instead of the oh-so-popular Rugged Sharks. But tan/brown??? Are these even available now? I really hope so! I hope I don't end up looking like a 12-year-old tomboy...but with the way things are going with Elle Fanning (see slightly weird obsession post below) that might not be such a bad thing...

Monday, January 3, 2011

A not-so-awkward (or painful) pre-teen

Is it weird for me to semi-idolise a 12-year-old? Elle Fanning is the bomb! SHE'S 12! Waaaay better than Dakota I reckon - Dakota was totes irritating at 12 with her gigantic toothy grin. That's all really, I think Elle is awesome.





This makes me want two things 1) cherry red Dr. Martens and 2) thinner hair.

Recovery

Sometimes you can love someone a lot, so so so so much, but you know that there are things that change everything.

Just coz things change doesn't mean you don't care.



Things can never be stationary for long.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

So here we are


I guess I should say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! and all that. So yeah, great it's a new year. Mines not going swimmingly, but hey, it's only the first day - I'll give 2011 another chance.

Basically to save you reading a very boring dear diary entry the last few days of 2010 were a bit personally challenging for myself. You know those times when you feel like 'oh god, I'm so weird, why can't I just be cool etc?'. And by cool I don't mean being the Queen Bee or having the latest furry stickers in my sticker collection - I mean being ok with who I am. Sigh, so cliche, yes, we've all had those, cry me a river Sarah. But then I realised that a) I'm not fifteen, get a fucking grip and b) I AM 'cool' and everyone else are the weirdos.

Basically, something that should have already sunk in by now. But sometimes it's hard when it's just you and you're standing there with your belifes and idiosyncrasies while someone (or everyone) tests them with their belifes and idiodyncrasies. No one is right. Everyone is cool, just be cliche and strong about it y'all. Peace out 2010, don't be a bitch 2011