Dresses from Valentino are great

so are the furs

things that will never really work out in real life vol 2.

Amazing but inappropriate hats coming out of NYFW. Weird that this series is turning more into a hat series than anything else.

What the fuck is going on with The Row over the top raccoon hats? A lot of awesome stuff that's what! OH MY GOD! Give me this had and I'd be the happiest camper out - literally, I would take this camping, very warm and good for camouflage.


Another hat that is awesome, but ridiculous for real life are the Karen Walker black fisherman/Steve Zissou skull-cap-beanies. Who would really look good in these except for Bill Murray, the original Jacques Cousteau and fat fish mongers? Not even these skinny bitches look good in them, imagine a normal sized bitch with a rather round head (me). Yeah...nah.


Sigh, hats how you continue to allude me.

EMERGENCY BLOG II (not all in capitals)

Erm, hi y'all. So, I WANT THIS BAG SO MUCH! But is it worth $440 (or $398 online? p.s. how do i bring that up when I negotiate my lay-by? I hate confrontation) bones? I THINK YES!!! But I also almost bought those Opening Ceremony shoes way back when. P.s. will you hate me for putting my belongings in a deer? I'm pretty ok about fur to be honest. But this is a deer, Bambi if you will...ok let's try not to think about that shall we. And it's not black! Which from the vain-tastic photo I guess you all can see I need less of (in case you didn't believe me before). Do I hear lay-by calling my name? It whispers 'Sarah's credit card' in the wind. Oh god, what a fucking predicament! Moral of this story - NEVER try ANYTHING on Sarah, just leave it on the mannequin. Sigh, sigh, sigh. Someone push me over the edge please.

Meow?

Or is it more grrr? I think leopards grrr, especially if you are making him into a coat. I kinda want a leopard print coat. Leopard print coats always look so cool on Kate Moss (not Edie Sedgwick, she was annoying) but sadly probs not as cool on me. But this little Charles Anastase number looks very Sarah friendly, for one main reason to be honest...look at how furry it is! God that looks soft. Maybe it can be my something furry this winter, seeing as my would-be amazing Opening Ceremony purchase fell through.

Furry

I am bit furry at the moment, as in sick and ill. Boo hoo. But you know what else is furry? Stuff I want in my wardrobe. I want a good fur coat. Bif got a faux-tastic one last year from SaveMart for a spectacular 30 bones. But sigh, not everyone's life is as charmed as Elizabeth's and I am still on le hunt. I thought I found one the other day but my shopping companion said it was a bit too big. Pfft, what does he know? I think it was a bit too Veruka Salt, which is awesome! There was also a very, very soft rabbit fur one there too...sigh maybe I will go back again with someone more partial to the Veruka Salt look.

But look at what I have found here. An Opening Ceremony monster(ish) sale, including a very furry-tastic bag. Do I need it? $USD26 you say? Well ok then. But seriously this bag is something I believe could be integrated well into my life.


It would be a nice change from black, black, black. It would keep my belongings warm in the upcoming winter, act as a portable pillow/snuggle buddy at movies or in line at the bank and can compensate for my lack of/and train me in preparation for a real life pet (I'm thinking medium sized dog). What do you think? We all know I think yes. Besides, I need something to pull me out of this online shopping hell the lovely Topshop pushed me into yesterday - but that's a whole other story and angry rant all together; stay tuned for THAT show-stopper.

New Threads

Today Bif and I ventured out of our little hidey hole into the big bad world and bought ourselves several winter appropriate treats!


After a lengthy debate we let go of a fantastic fondue dress and this little gem. Hey you win some you loose some.



Oh, and b.t.w S.B style is now in action