One size fits all (unless it is tights)

V magazine and Terry Richardson teamed up for this "thought- provoking" shoot. The politics is too much for my brain right now, so admire the pictures.

These bitches are hot.

Bitches I hate to love

Shorty

Merry Christmas Y'all

Christmas cheer coming at cha straight from the palace.

Would I look...

slutty if I wore my eyeliner like this from time to time, or everyday?? Its Bif, by the way.. .Sarah doesn't wear eyeliner. Although my boss says that girls who wear eyeliner get pregnant first.

ew.



Keep in mind I'm no Zipporah, I don't have the face to look like this EXACTLY. Maybe I could only wear it with demure, feminine clothes so I don't look like a fifteen year old from Hamilton.

By The Way...

How awesome is this film? Totes in the top half of my top ten faves. And while we are here, how awesome is this SCENE?!

U(r)gg(h)!

What the hell is up with the Ugg boot? Why do people still wear these in public? I don't care that you are a celebrity and walking from your trailer to your car after a long day on location in the desert or whatever. Don't do it. They are slippers for the house! Find some other comfy shoes to wear to your car bitches. OR just endure the pain that is your hard celebrity life and wear shoes that match your outfit.

Can't stop looking at these

I know polaroids are like, sooo indie or whatever, but I actually really REALLY like these photos regardless. Maybe it helps. I don't know, but I really like these. I particularly like the crab one, as I like the Karen Walker Crab necklaces, and also the creepy kind of psychedelic image of the three guys..
Anyway this guy is called Mikael Kennedy,apparently he took a trip around the states and came out with over 300 polaroids. You can see why I posted so many, because it was so hard to choose from!

This is what I was talkin about...

This is Jonte - Beyonce's choreographer. How much way better is he? In a tranny tastic , wild crazy kind of way.


Watch it carefully, and if you are a Beyonce fan, you will pick up all the similarities.

Jonte

coming soon -computer at work sucks. Yall will love it. Espesh if you are homophobic. TO BE CONTINUED
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I guess you've got to start somewhere

Oh, American Apparel. Only you would produce such borderline trashy children. Who knew trashy children even existed? American Apparel did, that's who. I do like her hair though...and those shorts...

All I Want for Christmas take 2, 3 aaaaaand 4...

Karen Walker jewellery, why do you do this to me?

Lapiz & Diamond Ring


Mini Peace Earrings Gold


Hand of Wisdom Earrings Sterling Silver

Tassels

Tassels are kinda cool, don't cha think? Tassels on tops, earrings, bags and this dog.

Great People have Things Alike

What the hell did I EVER do to you?

Huh? I'm sure it was something, but what was it? Are you ever going to tell me? I guess not.

p.s

Did you guys see what I did there?? How I made the title rhyme with the designer/brand name?
Mild genius.

Jason Wu , I love you...r clothes.

Jeez I love these. And the first dress, that totally looks like a spider web wrapped around a babe.

GODDAM I WANT THESE CLOTHES.

"Thakoon" (pre-fall 2010) I swoon

Now recently I have been less interested in ... well, colour , but a while ago I started thinking about my obsession with florals when I was like, 17. And then I saw these.

So I'm a little weird

But I think this church made out of bones is really cool, totally amazing...and kind of beautiful. Yes, yes I'm a freak - the Catacombes are one of my favorite things about Paris.

Does this remind anyone else of Bif and Sarah's favourite show, Twin Peaks??

Sunny days

Lazy summer days...


and lazy summer nights...

Do Gooders..

Ever noticed how some people are just good at everything? Like the girls ( or boys) in school who were smart, pretty, good at sport, and popular, AND nice, so you couldn't even hate them.
Sometimes I wish I was one of these "all rounders" - but, as in life, I am one of those people that aren't particularly good at anything. Now I'm thinking, if i work my butt off enough, can I become good ?? Better than all ye with natural talent?
OR is it ok to be one the people who aren't all rounders, do us general averageness people make the all round do gooders just LOOK better?

Fundraiser

Hi y'all! So I know this is blog is a bit of a joke and all, but this is really serious. A while back I fell in love with these boots. It's gotten pretty serious and I really NEED them in my life. Donations welcomed; very, very welcomed. Come on guys, help a sister out won't 'cha?

THANKS! xoxo Gossip S


p.s. Found my new frenemy. It's called eBay

I miss you Big Love

Erm, what the hell?

What the hell is this?

Christian Louboutin has collaborated with Barbie to create this limited edition 'Cat Burglar' doll. In a black catsuit and Differa sandals, she is the perfect gift for fashion lovers. She comes with a collection of 4 red-soled Louboutins, each with their own shoe box and bag. This is a collectable item and we cannot accept returns if the packaging has been opened or damaged.

What a waste of money. What a waste of time. What a weird outfit. Good god I can only imagine the creeps who waited up all night to buy this. This has sold out y'all!
I don't get keeping 'toys' in boxes. I had a friend when I was little who had THE MOST AMAZING Barbie collection but...kept them all in their boxes. WE WERE SIX! It was weird. So is this. Bitch could have at least put on a better outfit, even a 'cat burglar' can look less tranny than this.
I also don't get buying designer threads for a doll. Who stays in her box. For a doll!!!

Weird.

All I want for Christmas (for the moment)

I want this bag. Christmas present anyone? I haven't thought of any 'realistic' presents I'd like to receive this year from family, friends and devoted readers, so until I do, I'll just keep on posting the ridiculous wish list of Sarah.



Oh and shoe predicament update: I bought the silly, nasty, cheap shoes. But did a little compromise in my head and got them in black so that takes away about 40% of their silliness. Black. I can't keep away.

My life is full of problems

Hey guys. So, I have this wee decision to make. Last night I put some shoes on hold. They are a-la these Louis Vuitton tribal heels (but a bit nastier and a lot cheaper - which I guess is the same thing). But here are my problems with the whole situation 1. I think they might make my size 5 feet look tranny. 2. Is is even possible to make size 5 feet look tranny? 3. I saw a totally tacky girl wearing them last night in a totally tacky way and 4. Last night I also saw these Kathryn Wilson shoes (which are kind borderline nana on a cruise/Cher form Clueless shoes - neither of which I have massive problems with) on someone else and re fell in love with them all over again.


So my little shoe predicament is do I get the $150 funny-looking shoes OR order in the $300+ Kathryn Wilsons? They are both 'phase' shoes if you are the type to weigh out sustainability of things. Will I look stupid in these faux-Louis'? Do keep in mind that I'm not usually the one who'd wear head to toe colour - just colour on the toes.

Urgh!

Urgh so of course Alice Dellal is on the cover of the upcoming NO. This girl really grinds my gears! I mean I don't really mind her style or anything, sometimes it's a bit vom worthy but who doesn't have those days. It's more the really annoying girls who follow her religiously and run off to shave half their heads, rip holes in their stockings and find an oversized jersey to wear. Like I said, there is nothing wrong with her style. But it bothers me when people have none of their own. Just because it's 'badass' doesn't mean you can get away being an annoying clone.

Who really cares...

...about all this ANTM landing in New Zealand shit anyway? I'm a fan of Ty Ty and all that, and I have been known to follow ANTM as it airs in the States...but seriously guys. Is Ty Ty here? Is she there? Is she in your neighbour's lemon tree? Who gives a shit! Unless Kimora Lee Simmons is here too. Isn't she meant to have replaced one of the judges, or was that just a nasty rumour? If this is the case, then let me know! Just to show you guys how much I really wish I was Kimora I'm going to post a pic of her, and not Ty Ty. Whatever did happen to Life In The Fab Lane? I hope it didn't slow down.