Kelis would wear them

but not to the supermarket...

Oh Dear

Sarahs fish is currently in a state of ... ill being, shall we say. It floats around on its side, and can't get down. Apparently its because it has indigestion, or is dying. We say indigestion so Sarah feels better.
The fish pictured isn't actually her fish, I felt like it was kind of violating to take a photo, so this will do.

Dior ist miene one true love.

I know I'm slow with this, but I have a job, ok!?
Anyway, first things first. The Dior Couture show.
I must say, I did enjoy it. Not as much as the Fall 09 Couture, but that was hard to live up to because it was THE BEST EVER. I still look at it and wish it was me. All of it.








Just to refresh everyone to the sheer greatness of the aforementioned collection, here are a few of my favourites. Even looking at it now, I find new things to love. Sigh.

Chanel Nail Polish, again

Hello High School!

Erm...She's short! And it's a bow! As in there are massive gaping holes in it...see...? AND she's short! Her head barley clears the shoulders of the dudes next to her bitches. Imagine if that was a SOLID HEAD! God, is this fiasco about her 'massive annoying, view obstructing bow" for realz? Get over it, you're at DIOR! Poor you, in the second row behind a small child wearing a massive bow. Boo-fucking-hoo.

EMERGENCY BLOG! (ALL IN CAPITALS)

OH MY F-ING GOD! THEY ARE BACK! THEY ARE BACK IN STOCK! SHOULD I DO IT? OH THE AWFUL TIMING OF THIS ALL, JUST AS I BEGIN MY KAREN WALKER RING FUND TOO!!! SHOULD I DO IT? GOOD GOD I WANT TO DO IT!

I'm going to admit it...

"Ever want to feel bad about your life? Welcome to Facebook." This, from Lesley Arfin's article 'Stalk You Later...' in the current Russh, is exactly how I feel 70% of the time I log onto ye old Facebook. And I KNOW you feel the same way too. So why do we do it? We know it's bad for us, just like a large spoonful of Nutella. We know we shouldn't go there, just like a certain series of books about vampires and wolves. BUT WE STILL DO IT! 'Live News Feeds' and Freinds of friends keep us going back and digging for more. Maybe we can rest in knowing that someone amongst your 3 million plus 'friends' is out there looking at 'you' all green eyed and sad too...right...? Sigh, life eh? That's all really. I'm going to leave you all be tonight (I can hear you sigh with relief already). Here is little Lesley with someone who always makes me feel bad about my life.

In reality?

Would people actually buy and wear these in real life? Like real people. Not Lady Gaga. Not Daphne Guinness. "Real people". Like you and me. Where would we wear these if not in a music video. To the supermarket? Haha, I'm so funny. But really, if you could get your paws on these (or a cheaper version *cough Wild Pair cough*) would you do it? I don't think I would. They're just too 'funny' for me. Opening Ceremony buckle boots, yes. Louis Vuitton tribal heels, yes. YSL cage heels, yes again. But these little puppies, that would be a big fat non from me. Not that I think they are too weird to exist. I think they are pretty awesome to be honest, the pinky ones in particular tickle my fancy. But not as shoes. Maybe as something I'd put on a plinth and admire from afar. Or a flower pot. Now that'd be cool.

Chanel 505 Particuliere nail polish

Do I hear eBay calling my name...?

I'm being very serious here guys

Phu-lease get into my life Karen Walker lapiz and diamond ring. This is getting more serious than the whole Chloe Sevigny Opening Ceremony boot fiasco. And we all (mostly a certain live-in co-writer) know what crazy proportions that almost got to. Sigh.


It just hit me! Just as I put that little pic up there. Yup that one right there. I'm gonna do this! I'm going to be (for once in my life) sensible with my money, which yes might at first seem like buying a very expensive ring would hinder that, but hear me out. I'm gonna save! Seriously save! I'm going to run off now and find a jar I can put money into. Then when I have enough I'm not going to deposit the money back into my account. I'm going to march down to Karen Walker with my jar of pennies (and notes, I am a semi-adult here) and pay CASH!

Watch this space y'all.

Valentin-OH!

Everyone seems to be practically crying with joy over the school-boy-tastic Porenza Schouler pre-fall 2010. Seeing as dressing like a school kid doesn't really do much for my campaign to look older than 12, and for a little change, why don't we practically cry with joy over some of the Valentino pre-fall 2010 stuff. Huh? Yeah.




And while I'm here, let's just hop on the school-boy band wagon for a second. I like this dress the best. Not too school uniformy. This could work. Cute socks.

Poor Elvis

The loneliest man in the world...just like Leonardo da Vinci

How, when and why...

...did it all go so wrong with Terry Richardson? I thought men were meant to get better with age, hmmm...No silver foxes here.


Little Richardson. So much promise, so much hope...


Each to their own I guess. Sigh.

Quick Update

AS IF THE WORLD WAS NOT FUCKED UP ENOUGH

So went from the bottom left, to the bottom right and as if this wasn't bad enough, is now at the sexy state you see above . Bitch is nasty and crazy.




I apologize for my profanities in the title, but good lord,I could not believe my eyes and it just came out as a swear word.

Flowers

I had quite the flower oriented day, and remembered how much I love 17th Century Dutch still life...and flowers, of course. That's all really.

Big Love!!!

Big Love is back. And a new opening sequence has been thrown into the mix. I don't know how I feel about it. Don't get me wrong, it is quite amazers. I just really miss the ice skating. And the Beach Boys. YouTube is missing the old Big Love opening too. So instead of comparing, here is some retro-tastic Fleetwood Mac.



Anyway...last night's episode was AH-mazing! AH-mazing I tell you. Nicki, Lois and Adelene are still as good as ever, if not better! Still as manipulative, funny and handy with power generators as ever. Watch it! Do it!

You should be worried

I have a massive problem with shoes. I only have two feet (and very limited space in my wardrobe). But $40 near perfect YSL imitation shoes...not even the strongest willed could have resisted. Right?

I don't even know what to title this shit as.

So we know this guy Ken. Who sent in a request. For us to blog about elephants who paint. God knows why. So, the 8 minute video of an elephant painting, as amazers as it is, gets a bit boring after a while. Homie's got to work on his speed now he has the technique down pat. So here is a picture of a PAINTED elephant as well as a video of elephants painting.



Is it just me or are elephants kind of a sad animal? Not just that they are being forced to paint, but elephants in general. They don't always seem all that happy...unlike, say, Shetland ponies...!!!


OH. MY. GOD. !. These guys are cute with a capital Q!

Meow

So my iPod sound dock died and I'm currently in the market for a new one. These days you can Hello Kitty everything, and why wouldn't you want to?!

Oh Miss Bynes!

Amanda Bynes gets all saucy and shit for photo shoots. Who'd a thunk it??

P.s Promise this is her, not some weird myspace photo or something.

Victory is mine!

I have too many black shoes anyway.

Sometimes in life, there is no choice but to be productive

So this being the new year and all I'm going to seriously take a look at my wardrobe. There is SO MUCH shit in there I NEVER wear. I always do the cull once in a while, but when I do that I also always do the "Oh THIS?! I will TOTALLY wear this now that it's not buried waaay back there..." This time, I'm going to be ruthless. Because, incase we haven't met, I have a big shopping problem, and a big problem feeling bad about buying new stuff because my wardrobe is filled with shit I bought when I was 16 and am still holding onto it for sentimental (read hoarder) tendencies. Enough is enough. I'm going to be one of those really annoying people who use a 'new decade' to get their shit together. I'm gonna do it y'all!

Ooooh I'm such a bitch

I don't really get Erin Wasson and the massive fuss over her.I do really like her style (most of the time) and she's tall, and skinny and pretty and all but...she's kind of forgettable. There I said it! Watta bitch! But seriously, is she really a MEGA BABE? Methinks not. I know she's more than just a model these days and is pretty much the second pea in Alexander Wang's pod, and maybs that why people LURVE her and why I should just shut the fuck up right now. But doesn't her hair bug you? It bugs me. I hear this look is coming back. Great! Thanks Erin! I'm in such a mean mood. I'm really not THIS mean all the time. To prove it here are some things I like about Erin (the clothes, not the hair).

Marc knows how to work it

Do I even need to say anything about this?

URGH!

p.s. Soz y'all. Will blog about something with more sustenance soon...ish