Christmas is coming

And I would like this. Yes, Ben, I want this. It is probably the only motorcycle I could ride without looking like a lesbian. At the least I would look like a fashionable lesbian with very expensive taste.
P.s Can someone please explain Bourriaud's theory on postmodern art to me in simple terms? I really can't be bothered reading his art dribble writings at the moment. I'm looking at you, Sarah Theobald!