Sometimes you just have to order a large pizza all for yourself

and sometimes you also just have to deal with your face the next day. I suggest high levels of foundation and concealer. I also suggest a crazy outfit to distract from your face. But if crazy isn't really your style, perhaps just an outfit so fantastic nobody would even think about looking at your face. Today I wish I had these shoes to draw people's eyes far, far away from my face and all the way down to my feet. Sigh. If only I was a 17-year-old blogger from Dallas, Texas.


and on, thanks to Sea of Shoes (cough biatch cough)