ew.
Keep in mind I'm no Zipporah, I don't have the face to look like this EXACTLY. Maybe I could only wear it with demure, feminine clothes so I don't look like a fifteen year old from Hamilton.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Would I look...
slutty if I wore my eyeliner like this from time to time, or everyday?? Its Bif, by the way.. .Sarah doesn't wear eyeliner. Although my boss says that girls who wear eyeliner get pregnant first.
ew.
Keep in mind I'm no Zipporah, I don't have the face to look like this EXACTLY. Maybe I could only wear it with demure, feminine clothes so I don't look like a fifteen year old from Hamilton.
ew.
Keep in mind I'm no Zipporah, I don't have the face to look like this EXACTLY. Maybe I could only wear it with demure, feminine clothes so I don't look like a fifteen year old from Hamilton.
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Your blog is hilarious. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteRegarding eyeliner, I think you could do it if you walked around thinking you're pulling it off if you know what I mean? Maybe reserve it for night time only. Test it out at Christmas!
Fucking Zippora. She can do anything.
I know ,that bitch, she drives me up the wall in a jealous rage. But what can ya do, God doesn't give with both hands. I think eyeliner might have to be my 'thing' but maybe over winter or something. Summer + short shorts + work = possible slut patrol.
ReplyDeleteDo it! Fifteen year olds from Hamilton get all the boys!
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